Poor Cousin Colin! He came...
Poor Cousin Colin! He came to The Hill expecting to be part of a typical American Family, and what does he get?
The crazy Caffees!
Their Thanksgiving day is just typical of their psycho dysfunctionality!
Seeing their lovely roasted turkey on the floor because stupid self-indulgent sister can't think of anyone but "ME ME ME" is just typical of the whole gang! And believe me they are a gang, not a family! Not one of them thinks of the whole group, of how to
get together and be a true blood family. Which one of them is willing to take on the management, to accept responsibility, to love all of them together and each one separately, and provide the love necessary to build that beautiful Turkey Day? NO ONE!